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Gender segregation on the bus

When I board the bus, the first thing I do after paying and getting my transfer slip is scan the seats. The first group are single seats that ride sideways. These are less comfortable, because your body moves with the bus, and you end up swaying sideways with each lurch.

The second group are two-by-two aisle seats facing forward. If there’s an empty block of two, I grab the one by the window to make room for someone else, but if the bus is basically empty I’ll grab the one by the aisle and put my bag in the other seat.

If it’s crowded, I sit next to a woman (many of whom are reading, and never even glance up).

I NEVER sit next to a man. It sounds absurd and old-fashioned, but it could be misconstrued as interest, particularly if there are other free seats. All the women I’ve seen follow this rule as well; women will sit next to me before they’ll consider sitting next to a dude. And frankly I don’t like it if dude sits next to me, unless there are literally no other seats available. Even then it’s not ideal.

Quick How-Tos

So you live in L.A. and you’re thinking of riding the bus. What are the three most important things to know?

1. Have exact change. The machine takes coins and dollars, but it doesn’t give back if you over pay.

2. If you need to transfer to another bus as part of your trip, ask for a transfer slip from the first bus driver as you pay. He or she will tear one off for you (it’s about the size of a bookmark). Hand it over to the second bus driver when you board.

3. Exit from the back. When your stop is announced and you’ve pulled the cord above the windows and you’re ready to leave, do everyone a favor and exit from the rear doors (you have to push them open like saloon doors). This helps keep things moving, because the people getting on the bus obviously have to use the front door so they can pay.

All sounds easy and logical, right? Trust me, if you follow those rules, you’ll be doing better than most.